Post by Pennyroyal_Tea (admin) on Dec 16, 2004 17:58:43 GMT -5
Event: WWE Monday Night RAW Results
Date: Monday, December 6th, 2004
Location: The Cricket Arena in Charlotte, North Carolina
Results by Carl Walsh of PowerWrestling.com
Start of the show:
The show starts with a glorious set for RAW is JERICHO! Jericho tells the crowd that they will soon get to the bottom of the title situation but tonight he is the General Manager of RAW! He says that tonight will be the biggest party in the history of RAW and to start it off, everyone is going to get laid! Those Hawaiin things drop from the sky and all the people in the growd grab them! He says "hey give one to that guy, he hasn't been laid in five years." He says at his party, everyone gets laid! He then books a match for Trish vs. Lita and asks if the kids in the back are old enough to get laid. Jericho then says that there will be some music provided by his band, "Fozzy!" Fozzy jams out on the rampway a little bit for the fans.
We go to the Jeritron 5000 where we see the controversy from last week when Benoit had Edge tapping but he was also pinned at the same time! Jericho says we can clearly see that we do not know who the world champion is. Jericho says that the choice is not for him, but only for one man. He then introduces his guest for the Highlight Reel as Vincent Kennedy McMahon!
McMahon comes to the ring with the title belt around HIS shoulder!
Jericho asks him who is the champion. McMahon says after reviewing the footage, Chris Benoit's shoulders were down for a count of three. He then also says that Edge tapped out, at EXACTLY the same time. He says they have themselves a tie. He says in a situation where two people cancer each other out, usually neither of them would be named the champion...
HHH's music hits and he comkes to the ring dressed in a suit with some sunglasses on. HHH is all smiles as he thinks he is going to get the world title back. McMahon is smiling as well, what does this mean? McMahon tells HHH that he does not like being interrupted but he has only one word for HHH: Congrats! McMahon says congrats for his book coming out tomorrow! He then blows smoke up HHH's ass about movies as well. HHH is getting impatient wondering when Vince McMahon will give him the title back. HHH goes to grab it and McMahon took it away from him! McMahon says "did I name you world champion??" He then goes on to say that he isn't going to pick ANY champion. He says he is going to dump that all on Bischoff. He says he does know one thing though and that is the fact that the title is VACANT and thus HHH is NO longer a heavyweight champion.
Date: Monday, December 6th, 2004
Location: The Cricket Arena in Charlotte, North Carolina
Results by Carl Walsh of PowerWrestling.com
Start of the show:
The show starts with a glorious set for RAW is JERICHO! Jericho tells the crowd that they will soon get to the bottom of the title situation but tonight he is the General Manager of RAW! He says that tonight will be the biggest party in the history of RAW and to start it off, everyone is going to get laid! Those Hawaiin things drop from the sky and all the people in the growd grab them! He says "hey give one to that guy, he hasn't been laid in five years." He says at his party, everyone gets laid! He then books a match for Trish vs. Lita and asks if the kids in the back are old enough to get laid. Jericho then says that there will be some music provided by his band, "Fozzy!" Fozzy jams out on the rampway a little bit for the fans.
We go to the Jeritron 5000 where we see the controversy from last week when Benoit had Edge tapping but he was also pinned at the same time! Jericho says we can clearly see that we do not know who the world champion is. Jericho says that the choice is not for him, but only for one man. He then introduces his guest for the Highlight Reel as Vincent Kennedy McMahon!
McMahon comes to the ring with the title belt around HIS shoulder!
Jericho asks him who is the champion. McMahon says after reviewing the footage, Chris Benoit's shoulders were down for a count of three. He then also says that Edge tapped out, at EXACTLY the same time. He says they have themselves a tie. He says in a situation where two people cancer each other out, usually neither of them would be named the champion...
HHH's music hits and he comkes to the ring dressed in a suit with some sunglasses on. HHH is all smiles as he thinks he is going to get the world title back. McMahon is smiling as well, what does this mean? McMahon tells HHH that he does not like being interrupted but he has only one word for HHH: Congrats! McMahon says congrats for his book coming out tomorrow! He then blows smoke up HHH's ass about movies as well. HHH is getting impatient wondering when Vince McMahon will give him the title back. HHH goes to grab it and McMahon took it away from him! McMahon says "did I name you world champion??" He then goes on to say that he isn't going to pick ANY champion. He says he is going to dump that all on Bischoff. He says he does know one thing though and that is the fact that the title is VACANT and thus HHH is NO longer a heavyweight champion.